I won't tell you my given name. Just because I'm unpleasant this way. All the rest of the usual meme answer info goes below:

Year of birth:	1983. According to those Eastern horoscopes - Chinese, I guess - I'm one hell of a Pig.
Location:	Ulyanovsk, Russia. It's the place that both Lenin and I were born - you have to admit Ulyanovsk is the very heart of the world's evil...
Zodiac sign:	Pisceries. Meaning that I was born on the very edge between two signs. Put together the worst qualities of Pisces and Aries that you've heard of, and that'll be me.
Education:	teachers' training university, majoring in English linguistics.
Job:	I'm doing what I was taught to do: teaching English. Your kids might fall right into my hands any minute. Especially if they are ripe for college.
Sexual preferences:	I don't do children, animals and utter morons. Everything else is an option.
Religious beliefs:	Satanist individualist.
Likes:	Motley Crue, reading good prose, roasted meat, interesting talks, postapocalyptic stuff, girls who have tits, long-haired men.
Dislikes:	practicing pedophiles, philosophers, doctors, professional critics (especially concerned with music reviews), egocentric people (it's enough that I am one), aggressive idiots, sushi, Eastern culture, skinny chicks, guys who shave their heads bald, any kind of ideology.
I approve of:	Hard rock, simple humor, simple food, interesting plots, being blunt in what you want to say.
I disapprove of:	female r'n'b, sanctimoniousness, pretenciousness, experimental prose and poetry, movements for anyone/anything's right, and all kinds of sophisticated stuff.
I can't stand:	fundamental Orthodox Christians, true blacksters/rockers/metalheads/ satanists/whoever else who likes to call themselves 'true', radical feminists, moralizers.
I can't say no to:	cats, pizza, Nikki Sixx, Angelina Jolie.

On top of it all, I'm immoral, boring, irresponsible and lazy. Are you glad you don't know me already? Ha! I thought you'd be tougher than that. ;-) If you still have questions you want to ask me, go visit the FAQ section. And if that's not enough for you, well, you can contact me at me blog, at my email, at my guestbook... but mind you, I really WILL answer, so think twice.

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